So Jester and I went on a late night snack run. We were browsing the shelves (with the fucking laoban watching us like we were gonna steal something) when I spotted something that made me laugh. I showed it to Jester, who then started laughing because he thought it said "Poon Biscuits" (also funny).

For only 5 RMB, I had to buy it.

I went to the trouble of translating the Chinese name because I was wondering how the hell they decided "Pooh Biscuits" was a good English name. The Chinese name:
xiao3 xiong2 wei2 ni2 = "Little Bear Weini (Winnie)"
guan4 xin1 bing3 ~= "Filled cookies" ("fill heart cake" is the literal translation)

Here's what they look like inside and out. They don't taste too bad but they aren't worth 5 kuai (I can get a yummy bowl of noodles and a beer for that much money. ~ $0.60).